“Damn, Dex, you almost sound like me.”

“Oh my god, am I turning into you?”

Churro started to blush harder, he never knew how to react to a compliment especially to someone who was attractive. “T-Thanks.” He said quietly before looking back at the male, pushing his hair out of his face.

“No problem.” Dex smiled, “What’s your name?”

“I’m shocked,” he chuckled, glancing to his hand in the others before returning his gaze back to the other. “Tell me, do you want me to want to kiss you?”

“If you didn’t smoke, I might have considered it,”

Damon: so find somebody who'll fuck you in a church, shouldn't be hard

“An expansive vocabulary doesn’t make me Charles Darwin. Jesus. You’d probably find the Wild Thornberry’s intellectually stimulating.”

“This is honestly so confusing.”

Damon: a church. pastor's daughter snuck me into the office during mass. 10/10

Dex: i wish i could do that

“God, that must suck to be them.”

“I would never want to be a virgin again.”

“Eye candy is peasant talk. Cornea glucose is scientifically superior.”

Damon: that's actually a pretty good one 9/10

Damon: idk i felt like having a laugh i guess

Damon: sue me

“You’re delusional,” Levi put a hand to the brunette’s head. “You’re hot, you might have a fever.”

“Never heard that one before,” Dex said, slowly grabbing Levi’s hand and pulling it off his forehead.

“If I’m honest, that actually sounds quite terrifying when you think about it. What if it malfunctions and beats someone to death?”

“Or what if my bionic dick tries to take over the world? Like some ‘take me to your leader’ type of shit?” Dex chuckled

Damon: what's the weirdest place you've ever had sex

Dex: The back room at a grocery store

“How about I have a tic tac just before,” he said, “it’s practically the same.”

“So you do wanna kiss me?”

“Oooh, look at you, bionic penis and all.”

“I wish,”

“You’re too kind, Dex. Truly - thinking of my beauty, touching really. Don’t worry, I have no intentions of getting wrinkles,” he said with a quiet chuckle, a idle lick of his lips as he offered a devilish smile. “Is this some form of blackmail? Are you that vain into thinking I want to kiss you that bad?” Raising a brow, he had a final drag before flicking it away, reaching into his pocket to pull out a hundred dollar handkerchief, dabbing at the edges of his lips, eyes still trapped with the others. 

“I’m just saying, if you want to,” he smirked, his eyes trailing towards Levi’s lips, “you'll need to stop smoking.”