fuck capatalism, steal shit

So, have y'all heard of these? Cause lemme educate you for a sec-

This is a scrunchie with a zipper and hidden pocket in it. Basically, a lifters DREAM. Small and unnoticeable, great for hiding small/medium sized items and if you're getting sussed? Just tie your hair up with it.

So, have y'all heard of these? Cause lemme educate you for a sec-

This is a scrunchie with a zipper and hidden pocket in it. Basically, a lifters DREAM. Small and unnoticeable, great for hiding small/medium sized items and if you're getting sussed? Just tie your hair up with it.

feel free to use :)

like ~ charge 💕

The “IM GOING INTO HIDING AND NEVER COMING BACK” haul

Jesus and I thought my last haul was good-

⚜P@per St0re

•Bath bombs x3 - $23.97 •Fidgets x9 - $170.91

⚜S@lly’s be@uty supply

•Liquid hair chalk x2 - $15.98 •Hair dye x2 - $11.98

⚜M@rsh@ls

•Raw Honey x2 - $21.98

⚜Ru€ 21

•Pokemon hoodie - $26.99 •Keychain wallet - $4.99 •Perfume - $9.99 •Sports bra - $12.99

and finally…

⚜Mich@el’s

•C0pic Wide x2 - $17.98 •‼️C0pic Markers x244 - $1,949.56‼️

I am not going back to any Mich@el’s store for at LEAST two or three months my dudes-

⚜‼️Total - $2,267.32‼️ ⚜

-DON’T Wear hats or hoodies inside of a store. The people that watch cams will automatically start watching you. -DON’T just go into a store and start slinging stuff into your bag and walk out. I know this sounds stupid, but I’ve seen people do it while working at TJ Maxx. -DON’T leave wrappers and boxing laying around in your blind spot. Eventually, workers will start monitoring and a camera will be placed there if it’s done too often. Plus, it’s a bigger mess for the minimum wage employees to clean up. -DON’T go to a dressing room that isn’t monitored with 4 items and only come out with 1 or none. It’s sloppy and can get you caught. -DON’T hit the same store often. Once a week with big department stores, once every 2-3 weeks for smaller stores. -DON’T pick up items to get without even looking at the price tag and don’t wander aisles looking for a blind spot. If you’re looking for a blind spot, act like you’re looking at stuff on the shelves/racks while doing it. -DON’T walk in the other direction when you see a sales associate. They’ll know that somethings up. I came across a lot of lifters (and never reported it bc I didn’t give a fuck). They always avoided me and I later caught a glimpse of them concealing items. Just don’t do that. Smile and keep doing what you’re doing or ask them a question about what they have on sell, etc. -DON’T go lifting in your pajamas or looking like a “bum”. You’ll stand out.

Because every lifter should read these because when y‘all get sloppy and overconfident, y’all GET CAUGHT. (not all are getting caught, some are getting stopped/getting chased and those are just as important to read)

Caught at Urban Outfitters

Stopped at K-Mart

Followed from Zoomies

Sephora Vigilante Customer

Caught at Ulta

Chased from Kohls

Caught at Meijer

Caught at Target (with a turning around story)

EDIT:

Here are some videos I pulled off Youtube.

Lifter at Ulta (read the video description, he’s wanted)

More Lifters at Ulta (once again, read the description)

Another lifter at Ulta (do i have to say it again)

Even more lifters at Ulta (srsly watch these to learn what NOT to do)

Lifter at Sephora

Another lifter at Sephora

Lifters at Hollister

Lifters at Gamestop

Lifter at Macy’s

Lifter at Dillard’s

Bonus points if you can watch the videos and point out all the shit they did wrong lmao

If I find anymore, I’ll add it here. If you have a story to share, send it to me c: