My Yumble Abode

but what if i'm lying about everything ever

all those posts about being vulnerable are just trying to trick me to come out there so a bird can swoop down & eat me

“you get frightened far too easily” i’m actually part horse on my mother’s side

rage bait works on me because I was never meant to have a phone or see a screen of any kind

if that kinktober one with vulpes isnt slutshaming HIM im quitting reading fics for the rest of the year

a GOOD legionary is an OBJECTIFIED one.

My longhouse is perfectly constructed. Every morning when I wake up in bed at the far end of my longhouse, I say my syllable. Then I spend all day sitting in bed. By sunset my syllable has traveled to the other end of my longhouse and back, and as it smacks me in the head, I fall asleep. My longhouse is perfectly constructed.

BTW, you remember the old “longhouse is perfectly constructed” post? I know it might seem embarrassing, but since making that post, my longhouse has been abandoned and ruined. It’s been 500 years since I made the post. These days instead of living in a longhouse, I walk around. Actually good for my ass muscle!

hey, sex pervert question: do you ever think about me even when im not present

why does everything cost money

I hear you can pour river water into your socks for free