me if i was a mouse and i saw something scary: aw cheese! this is squeaking me out!

just imagining arguing with vulpes like some married couple, and you having enough go for a low blow saying “maybe if you took that animal hat off maybe i’d actually treat you like an adult instead of some fucking manchild.” He stands silent, has his goggles on and everything so the only expression you see is his furrowed eyebrows and tightly shut lips. He leaves the kitchen, goes to the bathroom and attempts to compose himself, takes his goggles off, both hands on the sink tightly squeezing the white marble. He stares at himself in the mirror, stands quietly for about 10 seconds still with the coyote hat on and just violently sobs. LMFAOO