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@udad-hermes
Heyyyy!!
Yeah, yeah, I know, most of you don't like me because of the Olympian thing. Look, I'm just the messenger and the one handling the mail, okay? Just call me Hermes. It's the name on the logo, after all.
Asks can be identified by -βοΈπͺ½

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Uhh... Than, I have some bad/awkward news. Y'know how ya mentioned Cerberus bringing someone named Nemesis t' his room, an' then Persephone got real pissed off about it?
-βοΈπͺ½ ( @udad-hermes )
yeah, Lady Persephone was very demanding to know who cerberus was with. i don't care who nemisis is, i'm not in the acheron any more i do not need to hear that.
Yeahhh, uh... there's a longstanding grudge there, apparently. Somethin' from the Moon War, if I heard right.
well, their beef has nothing to do with me.
Ah. Well, figured it might be good info to have, uhm... Guess I should get going, then?
sure, i'm just going to see the oracle. he's much more tolerable than the acheron. stars, if Ashes could hurry up with burning this place down-
Alright. Well, see ya around, then.
Uhh... Than, I have some bad/awkward news. Y'know how ya mentioned Cerberus bringing someone named Nemesis t' his room, an' then Persephone got real pissed off about it?
-βοΈπͺ½ ( @udad-hermes )
yeah, Lady Persephone was very demanding to know who cerberus was with. i don't care who nemisis is, i'm not in the acheron any more i do not need to hear that.
Yeahhh, uh... there's a longstanding grudge there, apparently. Somethin' from the Moon War, if I heard right.
well, their beef has nothing to do with me.
Ah. Well, figured it might be good info to have, uhm... Guess I should get going, then?
Uhh... Than, I have some bad/awkward news. Y'know how ya mentioned Cerberus bringing someone named Nemesis t' his room, an' then Persephone got real pissed off about it?
-βοΈπͺ½ ( @udad-hermes )
yeah, Lady Persephone was very demanding to know who cerberus was with. i don't care who nemisis is, i'm not in the acheron any more i do not need to hear that.
Yeahhh, uh... there's a longstanding grudge there, apparently. Somethin' from the Moon War, if I heard right.
[A bird-like person by the alias of Hermes skids across the floor as they land.]
NEMESIS-! PERSEPHONE FOUND OUT, YOU GOTTA GET TH' HELL OUTTA DODGE, NOW!
-βοΈπͺ½ ( @udad-hermes )
mmmm- wha?
thfuck?
AS IN TIM FOUND OUT- Shit shit shit, we need to get you out of here-!
Well fuck, Iβm deadβ¦ canβt exactly outrun Tim.
I can try to fly you out, maybe? Or something?
hey so, Tim is really good at remembering things. I think Iβll end up dead on the ship either way.
...Well shit. Guess I'll try an' find Hades 'n' Thanatos to explain th' situation? In case y' end up in the Acheron or somethin'.
Eh, theyβre probably aware enough of the situation, plus I donβt wanna bother Hades with mine and Timβs antics again.
Right, uh... Y' need me t' grab anything for ya before I go?
no, thank you though, very kind of you to ask!
I mean, I am th' delivery bird. Well, see you, uh... once you regenerate, I guess?
maybe! Or maybe my mechanism will malfunction! roulette really!
Well, um... Here's hopin' it works? Bye, Nemesis.

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[A familiar bird-like person skids across the floor as they land.]
CERBERUS-! PERSEPHONE FOUND OUT, YOU 'N' NEMESIS NEED T' FUCKIN' RUN!
-βοΈπͺ½
Ah.
This is going to be unpleasant for me isn't it?
NO SHIT, PERSEPHONE'S ON THE WAY HERE RIGHT NOW! YOU TWO NEED TO GO-
There is literally no way we can outrun her and if she's going to be mad I'd rather do it here.
...Go warn Hades that they might be coming back to a bloodbath and/or corpses, then?
Already sent them a message
Ah, okay. Guess I'll let Than know th' reason for any noise complaints is gonna be murder rather than sex, then.
There's always the option for both!
Hate sex is a thing, and they both like me.
...Right, yeah, uh... I'll leave y' to it, then. Bye-!
[A bird-like person by the alias of Hermes skids across the floor as they land.]
NEMESIS-! PERSEPHONE FOUND OUT, YOU GOTTA GET TH' HELL OUTTA DODGE, NOW!
-βοΈπͺ½ ( @udad-hermes )
mmmm- wha?
thfuck?
AS IN TIM FOUND OUT- Shit shit shit, we need to get you out of here-!
Well fuck, Iβm deadβ¦ canβt exactly outrun Tim.
I can try to fly you out, maybe? Or something?
hey so, Tim is really good at remembering things. I think Iβll end up dead on the ship either way.
...Well shit. Guess I'll try an' find Hades 'n' Thanatos to explain th' situation? In case y' end up in the Acheron or somethin'.
Eh, theyβre probably aware enough of the situation, plus I donβt wanna bother Hades with mine and Timβs antics again.
Right, uh... Y' need me t' grab anything for ya before I go?
no, thank you though, very kind of you to ask!
I mean, I am th' delivery bird. Well, see you, uh... once you regenerate, I guess?
[A bird-like person by the alias of Hermes skids across the floor as they land.]
NEMESIS-! PERSEPHONE FOUND OUT, YOU GOTTA GET TH' HELL OUTTA DODGE, NOW!
-βοΈπͺ½ ( @udad-hermes )
mmmm- wha?
thfuck?
AS IN TIM FOUND OUT- Shit shit shit, we need to get you out of here-!
Well fuck, Iβm deadβ¦ canβt exactly outrun Tim.
I can try to fly you out, maybe? Or something?
hey so, Tim is really good at remembering things. I think Iβll end up dead on the ship either way.
...Well shit. Guess I'll try an' find Hades 'n' Thanatos to explain th' situation? In case y' end up in the Acheron or somethin'.
Eh, theyβre probably aware enough of the situation, plus I donβt wanna bother Hades with mine and Timβs antics again.
Right, uh... Y' need me t' grab anything for ya before I go?
[A familiar bird-like person skids across the floor as they land.]
CERBERUS-! PERSEPHONE FOUND OUT, YOU 'N' NEMESIS NEED T' FUCKIN' RUN!
-βοΈπͺ½
Ah.
This is going to be unpleasant for me isn't it?
NO SHIT, PERSEPHONE'S ON THE WAY HERE RIGHT NOW! YOU TWO NEED TO GO-
There is literally no way we can outrun her and if she's going to be mad I'd rather do it here.
...Go warn Hades that they might be coming back to a bloodbath and/or corpses, then?
Already sent them a message
Ah, okay. Guess I'll let Than know th' reason for any noise complaints is gonna be murder rather than sex, then.
[A familiar bird-like person skids across the floor as they land.]
CERBERUS-! PERSEPHONE FOUND OUT, YOU 'N' NEMESIS NEED T' FUCKIN' RUN!
-βοΈπͺ½
Ah.
This is going to be unpleasant for me isn't it?
NO SHIT, PERSEPHONE'S ON THE WAY HERE RIGHT NOW! YOU TWO NEED TO GO-
There is literally no way we can outrun her and if she's going to be mad I'd rather do it here.
...Go warn Hades that they might be coming back to a bloodbath and/or corpses, then?

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[A bird-like person by the alias of Hermes skids across the floor as they land.]
NEMESIS-! PERSEPHONE FOUND OUT, YOU GOTTA GET TH' HELL OUTTA DODGE, NOW!
-βοΈπͺ½ ( @udad-hermes )
mmmm- wha?
thfuck?
AS IN TIM FOUND OUT- Shit shit shit, we need to get you out of here-!
Well fuck, Iβm deadβ¦ canβt exactly outrun Tim.
I can try to fly you out, maybe? Or something?
hey so, Tim is really good at remembering things. I think Iβll end up dead on the ship either way.
...Well shit. Guess I'll try an' find Hades 'n' Thanatos to explain th' situation? In case y' end up in the Acheron or somethin'.
[A bird-like person by the alias of Hermes skids across the floor as they land.]
NEMESIS-! PERSEPHONE FOUND OUT, YOU GOTTA GET TH' HELL OUTTA DODGE, NOW!
-βοΈπͺ½ ( @udad-hermes )
mmmm- wha?
thfuck?
AS IN TIM FOUND OUT- Shit shit shit, we need to get you out of here-!
Well fuck, Iβm deadβ¦ canβt exactly outrun Tim.
I can try to fly you out, maybe? Or something?
[A bird-like person by the alias of Hermes skids across the floor as they land.]
NEMESIS-! PERSEPHONE FOUND OUT, YOU GOTTA GET TH' HELL OUTTA DODGE, NOW!
-βοΈπͺ½ ( @udad-hermes )
mmmm- wha?
thfuck?
AS IN TIM FOUND OUT- Shit shit shit, we need to get you out of here-!
[A familiar bird-like person skids across the floor as they land.]
CERBERUS-! PERSEPHONE FOUND OUT, YOU 'N' NEMESIS NEED T' FUCKIN' RUN!
-βοΈπͺ½
Ah.
This is going to be unpleasant for me isn't it?
NO SHIT, PERSEPHONE'S ON THE WAY HERE RIGHT NOW! YOU TWO NEED TO GO-
I am so fucked.
Uh-oh. What happened? In trouble with your boss, or...?
Yeah, Thanatos and I... we did something and now Hades is going to have my head.
And who knows when I'll get that back.
Ah. Well, at least y' know about how much they'd normally rough ya up, right?
Yes there's that. Though I can't say the same about anyone else when they find out.
I mean... If y' need someone t' cover up th' who on the Olympian side, give 'em a story t' placate 'em...
There's only one person I can blame, and I'm definitely not pinning this on her. She doesn't deserve it and I would get killed ten times worse.
...Ah. Head bastard of Olympus was bein' a creep to Persephone?
Keep your mouth shut about this.
'Course. Whatever happened to 'im after was payback for his behavior. He should'a left Persephone alone if he didn't wanna die.
I'm glad we agree that nothing happened and if it did I didn't do it and you know nothing. Got it?
Yep. Not a clue what could've happened to him...

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I am so fucked.
Uh-oh. What happened? In trouble with your boss, or...?
Yeah, Thanatos and I... we did something and now Hades is going to have my head.
And who knows when I'll get that back.
Ah. Well, at least y' know about how much they'd normally rough ya up, right?
Yes there's that. Though I can't say the same about anyone else when they find out.
I mean... If y' need someone t' cover up th' who on the Olympian side, give 'em a story t' placate 'em...
There's only one person I can blame, and I'm definitely not pinning this on her. She doesn't deserve it and I would get killed ten times worse.
...Ah. Head bastard of Olympus was bein' a creep to Persephone?
Keep your mouth shut about this.
'Course. Whatever happened to 'im after was payback for his behavior. He should'a left Persephone alone if he didn't wanna die.
I am so fucked.
Uh-oh. What happened? In trouble with your boss, or...?
Yeah, Thanatos and I... we did something and now Hades is going to have my head.
And who knows when I'll get that back.
Ah. Well, at least y' know about how much they'd normally rough ya up, right?
Yes there's that. Though I can't say the same about anyone else when they find out.
I mean... If y' need someone t' cover up th' who on the Olympian side, give 'em a story t' placate 'em...
There's only one person I can blame, and I'm definitely not pinning this on her. She doesn't deserve it and I would get killed ten times worse.
...Ah. Head bastard of Olympus was bein' a creep to Persephone?