Toji’s Broke Housewife

A few weeks ago a 15-year-old called me “Grandma” for being able to remember when the first Twilight film came out, and I still haven’t mentally or emotionally processed this

tag the age u were when twilight came out (2008) i was ten

April will start well 🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿

there’s no bad art! there’s no good art either. there’s no art at all because you haven’t drawn any

Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

[covered in blood, with tears in my eyes] I AM VERY YOUNG AND I AM LEARNING HOW TO LIVE

if i got possessed demonically i wouldn’t even notice it. with everything else i’ve got going on

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

You gotta walk in rooms like God sent you

as a punishment.

to the people already there

OnlyFoes

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

Spoiler Alert: no one ever wanted to fucking work. But they did it because they used to get enough out of it - because working would get them a car and a house and a vacation. All working does anymore is get you barely enough to throw into the pit of despair known as rent.

when you're a child and you stay up past your bedtime you get punished by your parents, when you're an adult and you stay up too late you just get punished by the ghosts and spirits and demons and such

"Steve Irwin of Los Espookies" gets me every time.

as a former resident of Appalachia, yes this is 100 percent true

Bless me velvety skeleton friend.