viva la frog daddy

A most excellent lesson in self-defense à la Agent Gracie Hart.

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

old favorite fanfics are so comforting

where do I see myself in five years? hopefully replying to multi-paragraph work emails with: cool! thanks.-Sent From My iPhone

If the boys don’t call their comeback tour “Don’t Forget Where You Belong Tour” what’s the point?