go ahead, rip my heart out.

Extensive research has concluded that this indeed, is the greatest line in animated film history.

i just fuckinf noticed they switched the d and the s’s places what the…fuck?

its because the d stands for down and the s stands for sideways…. this is clearly how it was meant to be all along

W for “wupwards”

a is for “am going left”

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

when you go back to daydreaming after having been interrupted and your brain does a previously on of your fantasy

When you go back to daydreaming after being startled into the real world and your brain has to search through the ‘recently closed’ tabs to remember what you were daydreaming about

ok mood

also, i want to apologize to people whose messages were ever ignored by me or took me ages to reply to. i have no excuses, i’m just shit at communicating and a lot of time get stuck in my own head, postpone replying and then either forget about it or think that it is too late to reply. i’m sorry if i’ve ever made someone feel bad bc of this - honestly, it’s never personal, it’s just me and my inner problems. i will try harder to work on it. thank you for ever initiating conversations with me

If anyone has a sending money to strangers kink hit me up

story featuring a city where it’s cloudy and rains almost all the time but instead of being stereotypically gloomy and grim, it’s lively and colorful and people party hard indoors and decorate the streets with colorful strings of lights. umbrellas are major fashion accessories and nobody is caught dead without one. festivals are all held indoors except for rain parades. everyone has massive gardens. its awesome.

ok even though i don’t know drunk me very well, i feel like she stated this very eloquently

She said this so well, I’m so shook.

She took the words right out of my mouth

THIS

The idea that a mermaid would give up the entire whole oceans and eternal life for a human man is propaganda

Yo have you SEEN the terrifying shit the deep sea’s got??

u ever get a text from a man at 2 am?

now that’s a rock bottom i’m tryna hit