rose-colored girl

physically im in my bedroom but mentally im on an island in greece singing abba 

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

why the hell are we still on this stupid website

not straight enough for facebook & too ugly for instagram

tonight we eat at netflix

every time i have an inner transformation i pick up duolingo again

Millennial self change is marked by duolingo and meal prepping