Don't mind me, just yearning

men need to STOP starting podcasts and START forming barbershop quartets. NOW.

The more alike the look, the more egalitarian the parenting! If males look bonkers, it's because their entire role is Showing Off.

the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)

really funny to me whenever people are like "there's no way these characters are JUST friends they're always SMILING at each other" like i'm no expert on this but i'm pretty sure that might be in the top 3 things people do in a friendship. i hear sometimes people even do it with strangers and acquaintances......

i love when characters are just autistic and it’s not a plot device like the autism is just there

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

person (non-practicing)

american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are

i can hear through the screen when someone says “yall” because they absorbed it online and not because theyve ever said that shit irl

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

I’d appreciate if you didn’t call my child a “parasite”, thank you very much! Typical r/childfree

THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT NEEDS A JOB BUT THIS MARKET IS FUUUUCKED

if eating three balanced meals a day at regular times makes you gain weight then maybe you were meant to gain weight

oh god shes collapsed someone get her a thai iced tea and a bowl of tofu pad see ew STAT!!!!!

feminist retelling shoulsnt be the woman does some girlboss shit femist retelling is she does the same stuff except u actually give a shit abt her perspective and thoughts and feelings as a human being this time