tyler

Hey gorgous are you the fight club cause I can see the fight going on inside of y

Been having a lot of heterosexual moments with women and I was not the one receiving

You gotta shave that off bro it's too late for that hairline besides we'll all rub bald heads together later and you need to join us too

This is no black nail polish. One thing that I do not have is black nail polish. One thing that I do have is a lot of wall hammering. And bad eyesight.

If I say backflip until your oenis touched the cieling you will backflip untill the penis touches the ceiling and you will finally be enlighted

Me giving you The Croth or giving you The Ass speaks a lot about the first impression you had on me

Did you know that if you let frzen orange juice defrost and don't mix gasoline with it you get a tasty refreshing drink?

tiledoodooreal

Homework for next week: divide in groups of 5 and start jumping on the bed. After a while one of you will fall off and bump their head. Next mommy will call the doctor and the doctor will say "no more monkeys jumping on the bed". But...that will not stop you.

I heard your voice crack while we were being the all singing all dancing crap of the world together

Cigarette in my area