Tyler attempts adult things

That is the cutest goddamn thing I’ve ever seen

why are the pigeons so green

chlorophyll

A baby the size of a truck 🥺

I love elephants so much.

Reblog for someone to make you a dozen sandwiches for this weekend’s little happy food dance.

"mens section"... more like where the hot women shop

"womens section"... more like where the hot men shop

"soup section"... more like where's the clothes

People who think this planet was created for humans to be ours are so wild to me

70% of the planets surface is undrinkable uninhabitable death water that sharks love. How is that a human-centric design.

I will literally start before I eat this piece.

if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”

Do y'all not remember the russian spies that plagued tumblr??

this site has been on a noticeable decline from the moment they expunged the russian chaos agents

Tumblr had what

I like how the consensus on this site was that despite being a constant dumpster fire of failure, the one thing the admins were able to successfully figure out was an international espionage ring orchestrated from the kremlin as opposed to thinking maybe, just maybe, they banned a bunch of funny black people because hillary ate shit in 2016