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white people need to be banned from southeast asia unless a local can vouch that they're normal like im sick of the holistic wellness island retreat authenticity new age mystic third eye opening faux kundalini tantric interpretive dance island gentrification sex tourism self discovery shit they're always doing posting videos in elephant print sarongs writhing to shitty edm in the jungle somewhere in thailand ive had enough

As of July 6th, this campaign is at $11,235

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

when a celebrity woman does something awesome and people will be like Well i dont like her but -. like omggg we were all wondering. its such a good thing you confirmed that you dont like her but what she did is ok with you. should we invite rolling stone.

sports fans will say things like i cant wait to watch a press conference