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jesus christ i just discovered that Guy Fawkes and Guy Fieri aren’t the same person?!?!???

god i wish i was a pirate, with a pretty pirate wife and lots of gold.

my 12 year old little sister just punched a homophobe and i have never been prouder

how the fuck would mermaids have sex

I would pay so much money just to punch Kaitlin Bennett in the face.

My goal in life is to buy a gorilla suit and just walk around in it close to where Bigfoot is usually spotted like imagine, just imagine 

in a modern!harry potter au would the marauders be furries????

dating a Milkovich is what we like to call a ’pro Gallgher move’

Howard stark was a punk as bitch who deserved so much worse then what he got, no you can’t change my mind.

You know ur life is fucked when u do less in a day then a person in quarantine

plants

sometimes I like to look at apartments and houses online and then go into a full mental breakdown cuz of the prices and my overwhelming fear of the future 

sometimes I wish I could time travel back in time but then I realise how quickly I would be deemed a witch and executed 

So I was eating some kiwi like one does when I off handedly remarked to my sister about how I dislike kiwis cuz of itching/burning sensation u get while eating them, she ofc looked at me weirdly and  yep you guessed it turns out I'm just allergic to em so that was a fun experience.

I just accidentally got deep throated by a straw and now I know what turtles go through every day

Yo, so I just drank Gatorade for the first time and that shit is fucking gross