Gotta Raise 'em All

...no but I get treated like one

Oh wow, a whole litter of... ME?! It'd be like bein' a father... We'll take 'em all! I'll treat dem like deyse my own...

Collecting things is sure a hobby for some Poké-- wait, did I read it right?! Your Pokémon picked up some BOTTLECAPS!!?? Eeeehh! I've never felt as excited in my whole research career as I am right now!! Send them over! I love those precious little things 😍

I'm sure your partner has the best taste in bottlecaps. In fact, you can send it too so it can help us find more of those rare bottlecaps for my fabulous collec-- I mean, to aid our research! Aaah! This is a great feeling!

(I hope there's the 1856 edition I've been looking for!)

-James

My earrings? Why thank you, they're really gorgeous, aren't they? I've had them ever since I was a fashionable little child!

I wouldn't know where they're sold, or if they're even still in stock anywhere... mine were a gift from.. family, so I never had to actually buy them. They're probably unique! But if you really want a pair, I'm sure I could find some nice fake- uhh, I mean similar ones for you! Just remember that they're really rare, so they won't come cheap!

As for my favorite Pokèmon, I was asked this before, and I really couldn't pick just one! I do really like poison types, and of course I love the small, cute and cuddly ones!

People often assume that my favorites are Wobbuffet because my partner is one, but I never even chose this. I'm still not sure how it happened but it won't stay in its Pokéball, and I just gave up trying to get it to at this point.

I guess I do like Wobbuffet. Not all of them, by Arceus they're boring and useless. But mine is special.

Oooh, a Snubbull! Come here my little snubbly-wubbly! What a cutie!

I can assure you she'll receive the best of care, she's gonna be my wittle cuddle buddy, isn't that right?

I bet Meowth will love her too! He had a friend just like her once, do you remember, Meowth?

Also, I feel like I should ask this although I don't particularily care, but are you alright? Not that I want to change your mind but you don't sound too okay...

Happy Valentine's Day, my lovely followers! Yes, it's me! It's been so long, I'm so glad to be back, I'm sure you all missed me as much as I missed you!

Unfortunately, we ran into some... technical issues with our base, and were forced to relocate (thank the twerps for that). It's not like we had to lay low for a while or anything, but...

Anyway, we're back up and running now! We are so sorry for not answering your requests for so long, I promise we'll do all we can to make sure your precious sweeties receive the best of care!

Now, our partner Meowth the lazy furball is still on vacation, but James and I are currently at a café for some down time while we plan, so we're ready to receive your asks again!

Oh by the way, before I send this, I want another coffee, you all agree that the gentleman can pay, right? 😘

- Jessie 💋

My feline behind is goin’ on vacation! Nyahaha! See ya’ in 90 days!

How’d I learn? Hoh boy! I mainly learned how ta’ speak through a little hole in da ceiling! I was tryna’ impress this dame wit sum words o’ wisdom! A’course, she didn’t really seem ta’ care at all...

Pikachu? What's a Pikachu?

I mean, of course I know what it is, but I've never seen one. Here. I've never seen one here.

Be quiet in the back, I'm having a conversation here!

Maybe you should check nearby Pokémon centers? If someone found it they probably brought it there. Because it's definitely not with us!

- Jessie

HEY! Dis’ is a family friendly research lab! We gots lil’ twerps hea’ that don’t need ta’ hear that kinda language until they’re much, MUCH older!

Oh! Ahahaha, you wouldn't believe it, but this is all natural! There are no tricks involved, I was just born beautiful ~