Twonk

Twelve years of running the blog. Thousands upon thousands of posts.

The time is now.

The scheme is nearly complete.

I'm ready to pitch Hollywood my new live action Scooby-Doo reboot.

Literally as I wrote this I looked over my shoulder, and what did I see?

Our next celebrity superstar, that's what.

Just look at that face. You can't deny Tiramisu yearns for the spotlight.

Her range is endless. You want comedy?

Easy. The lady's a natural.

You want drama?

Effortless. Tell her she can't sit on your computer, and she reaches previously-inconceivable heights of pitifulness.

You want horror?

She's a living cryptid. Dogs aren't supposed to be this size, let alone shaped like this.

Her services are also available for the next big children's-mascot-horror franchise.

So. If any of you out there happen to be high-powered Hollywood executives, give us a call.

You know who you are. Put down that wad of cash and pick up the phone.

But just in case you're somehow so coldhearted as to say no to that face…

…at least we're also prototyping a Tiramisu Presents: Things I Can Hold In My Mouth Like A Weirdo TV series.

It's gonna be great. Think The Reluctant Traveler, but you replace Eugene Levy with a great dane, new countries with chew toys, reluctance with enthusiasm, and huge eyebrows with huge everything.

Today’s anime dog of the day is: