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wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

it's really gross how you can be self aware enough to know what's going on in your head but you can't actually stop it from happening. i need to grab it like a pigeon that got stuck in a house and throw it out the window. be free

I hope this email finds you before I do

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

shout out to applying sunscreen got to be one of the worst sensroy experiences ever created by mankind

hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

of course bro opening up about your lack of knowledge and asking questions is the only way to fill in that fundamental gap

$20 used to mean something

chores are funny because they make you live under an atmospheric pressure of 5 earths but you dont realize it until they're done and the pressure is back to normal

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient