WildLeigh Living Life

guy who substitutes different sex acts for "suck my dick" as a figure of speech but can't stop choosing like weirdly sensual ones every time

did this fucker just cut me off? ahh yeah REAL fuckin polite, hey, why don't you lick the sweat off my NECK, pal?

gently tongue my fuckin' perineum, buddy. learn how to drive

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

for the longest time i thought “lingerie” was pronounced “linger-ee”