there are many names in history

I’m coming to the cottage (evil) (derogatory) (no sex)

hockey is real and it CAN hurt me

what if you were a MED STUDENT and it was you FIRST SHIFT in emergency medicine and then you spilled MYLANTA on yourself and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and then a patient BLED all over you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and RIGHT AFTER THAT a boy BARFED BLOOD all over you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and then a some guy PEED on you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and you looked like a BABY OWL

I don’t care what anyone says “A Single Man Tear” from the 200th episode of Supernatural “Fan Fiction” actually goes so hard I mean “a single man tear that’s all I’ll spare/I bury feeling don’t show I care/even though I’m haunted/must be the man daddy wanted/wish I could be as strong as Sam/blaze my own trail be my own man/but underneath this broken mask/it is my father with all his wrath” PLEASE it’s so perfect it eats I fear

cancelling Shadow and Bone right before they were going to do the Ice Court Heist and with a WHOLE SEASON of Six of Crows fucking WRITTEN AND READY TO GO is evil incarnate netflix you deserve to go out of business forever

My partner and I don't fuck and we don't kiss, for you see it would take away from the depth and profundity of the special bond we share, instead we merely shake hands and gaze longingly into each other's eyes every night before going to bed in separate rooms where we then lay awake thinking about how any sexual relationship between us would be doomed to fail due to our problematic power dynamic and also we've killed for each other, quite a lot actually.