THE PITT 2.08: 2:00 P.M.
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THE PITT 2.08: 2:00 P.M.

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Here’s the thing. Refusing to accept a compliment can be mildly insulting to the person you’re refusing the compliment from.
It’s like you don’t believe them or don’t respect their opinion basically.
I know, I also have self esteem so low that accepting a compliment feels physically painful but basically calling the person who’s complimenting you a liar doesn’t help anybody including yourself.
smooth is the descent, and easy is the way
~ Asian, 30s, INTJ ~
in the words of Shawn Hatosy, "I'm happy to be part of your disorder."
Shark Day — Brendon Park x f!Reader
18+ mini
Summary: You take Brendon to the aquarium for his birthday. Brendon tells you it’s a stupid idea. Brendon spends two hours staring at fish.
WC: 4,548
Warnings: established relationship; oral (f! receiving); unprotected piv (don’t do this in real life kids); overstimulation; hint of d/s dynamics for the desperate (guys, it’s me, I’m desperate); why would you talk about your feelings when you can just fuck about your feelings
A/N: grad student reader; set seven-ish years before The Pitt (Park is mid-30s); this was supposed to be short and sweet and PG fucking slutty muse whoops; technically part of the Gremlin universe, but can 100% be read alone; if you live in Pittsburgh, don’t come for me over the aquarium inaccuracies
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hey, i don't know if you do request, but what about brendon Park x wife!medical malpractice attorney? and they have a kid together who needs urgent medical attention for a sprained ankle, aaaand she is just as intimidating as park. u can feel the pressure and tension in that room for both having the shark and a well recognized medical malpractice attorney
okay I did peds reader bc they’re almost the same??? lol brendon park x peds wife!reader
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"what've we got?" robby asked as the paramedics wheeled in.
"11 year old male, bp 119/73, HR 111, RR 20. apparently he took a fall; reporting pain to the left ankle." the EMT leaned in closer. talking in his ear. "neighbors called it in."
the attendings eyebrows drew in. “parents?" the medic tipped his head toward the kid discreetly. "he said his parents were at work— didn't say where. but he was adamant about coming here.”
robby glanced at the boy then back to the EMT. almost as if needing clarification. “we were closer to Presby.”
it wasn’t new to have patients rerouted. but it wasn’t something they’d ask for. especially by someone this kid's age. if his condition was worse, they would’ve taken him to Presby. no hesitation.

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ABSOLUTELY LOVED how you wrote pup to be the protegé of Park the Shark!! Something about him taking pride in her after he's moulded her to be the perfect Orthopod... everyone in the ED coming around to defer to her too,,, yeah I fear he'd only get more obsessed over her
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☤ ─ MIRAGE ; Park the Shark
a/n. Dynamic previously established here in this fic. Don’t worry folks this 700wc drabble is NOT the continuation of Pearls Before Swine— Just a part 1.2 to buoy the Shark frenzy rn while I work on part 2. Enjoy!
A COLLAR BONE displacement sinks you to the demersals of PTMC, much to your obvious chagrin.
“Alright,” you sigh, snapping your gloves on while sailing into Trauma-2 swiftly. A streamline path unconsciously parts open for you like water slicing through the prow of a ship. The Med Students comically shrink from you like anemone. “Let’s quickly get this over with, please?”
After Midnight
Part One: The Man in the Corner Booth
Every night, just after midnight, the same man walks through the door. Tall, broad, a worn t-shirt clinging to a frame that had been built overtime. Tired dark brown eyes, hair always a little messy. He orders the same whiskey, sits in the same booth, and leaves right before sunrise. He barely speaks, but when he does it’s low, rough and steady, the kind that lingers long after the words are gone. You don’t ask about the bruises, the blood on his knuckles, or why he always watches the exits. And he never asks why you always save him his seat.
content warnings: sex. drinking, blood, swearing, making out, weapons, you get it.
notes: this is good🥹
pairing: frank castle x reader
part one of After Midnight a series I making 🤤
word count: 1747
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The bell above the door rang just after midnight. By now, you didn’t have to look up to know who it was. The same heavy footsteps. The same quiet pause before he walked further inside. The same man who always chose the booth in the corner the one with the best view of the door and the rest of the room. Frank Castle.
He wasn’t the kind of customer who came in looking for conversation. He didn’t flirt, didn’t make small talk, didn’t linger around hoping someone would notice him. He came in, ordered the same whiskey, and sat in silence. And somehow, that silence became familiar.
You set the glass down in front of him before he even had to ask. “Rough night?” you asked. His eyes lifted to yours for a moment. Dark. Tired. Guarded. “Something like that.”
A small answer. Barely anything. But with Frank, it was something. You allowed yourself a small smile before turning away. Because every night after midnight, Frank Castle walked through that door.
And every night, you saved him his seat.
The next few weeks were the same. Same routine. He’d come in just after midnight, you poured his whiskey. He took his usual seat. But slowly, the silence between you two became a comfortable kind of one.
The bar was quieter than usual, most of the crowd already gone. You were wiping down the counter when a man slid into the seat in front of you.
“Busy night?” he asked. You glanced up. “Not really.”He smiled. “Good. Means you can keep me company.” You gave him a polite smile, already knowing where this was going.
“I’m working.”You turned back to the counter, hoping he’d take the hint. He didn’t. Instead, he leaned against the counter, clearly not understanding the hint. “Come on,” he said, a crooked smile on his face. “I’m just trying to keep you company.”You gave him a look. “I don’t need company.”The man laughed. “Everyone needs company.”You ignored him, turning back to the glasses you were cleaning. Usually, that was enough. Usually, people got bored and left. But he was drunk. And drunk people rarely knew when to stop. “You always this stubborn?”You glanced back at him. “Funny. I was about to ask you the same thing”The room was quiet enough that you could hear the ice shift in frank’s glass from across the bar. You didn’t look over. You didn’t need to. You already knew he was paying attention. The man leaned closer. “You got a mouth on you.”You smiled slightly. “You gonna shut me up?”That seemed to irritate him.
His hand moved toward the counter, a little too quickly. Not enough to scare you. Just enough to confirm what you already knew. He was testing boundaries. Your hand moved beneath the bar, fingers brushing against the hidden gun tucked away there.You weren’t planning on using it. You rarely ever did. You just wanted him to know you weren’t someone he could push around. Frank noticed the movement. Of course he did. His eyes lifted from his drink, watching you for a moment. Not the weapon. Just you. Like he was realizing there was more to you than the person who poured his whiskey every night. The man didn’t notice. He just kept talking.
“You gonna keep acting like you’re better than me?” You looked at him calmly. “No.”A pause.
“I’m gonna tell you what’s going to happen next.”
The man’s expression hardened. And before the situation could go any further-
“Listen to her.”
Frank’s voice cut through the room. Quiet. Low. You looked over. He was sitting where he was still but now he was watching. The man turned around, looking toward him. “You got something to say?”
Frank didn’t answer right away.He took another sip of his drink. “She told you to leave.”The man let out a laugh. “And that’s your business?”Frank’s eyes lifted. “No.”A pause. “But you’re not listening.”
The simplicity of the answer seemed to irritate him more. The man looked back at you, shaking his head. “You always need someone else to speak for you?”That almost made you smile. Because he clearly had no idea who he was talking to. You opened your mouth to answer, but Frank spoke first. “She doesn’t.”The man looked back. Frank’s expression didn’t change. “She’s been handling you just fine.”That caught you off guard. Not because he defended you. Because he didn’t make you smaller to do it. He didn’t act like you needed saving. He just stated what he saw.
The man scoffed. “Then why are you talking?”
Frank looked down at his glass. “Because I’m tired of hearin’ you. ”The man stared at him. For a second nobody moved.
Then the alcohol, the anger, and all the embarrassment all mixed together. His expression changed. And you saw it happen before he even moved. Frank did too. The man made a fist and swung, more out of frustration than anything else. But he never got the chance to do anything. Frank moved. Fast. One second he was standing there, the next the man was pinned against the table, Frank’s grip keeping him completely still. Frank leaned slightly closer, his voice low. “Bad choice.”
The man struggled for a moment before realizing it wasn’t going anywhere. Frank didn’t look impressed. He didn’t look proud. He just looked tired. Frank leaned closer, his voice dropping lower.“You’re gonna get up, you’re gonna walk out that door, and you’re gonna forget you ever came in here.”A pause. “You understand me?”
A few seconds passed. Then Frank let him go.
The man stumbled back, fixing his jacket and suddenly a lot less confident than he was a minute ago. He didn’t say another word. He just left. The bell above the door rang. Then silence. You looked at Frank.
“I had that handled.”Frank looked at you. “I know.”
You raised an eyebrow. “Then why?”His eyes flickered toward the door. Then back to you.“Didn’t like the way he was talking to you.”A pause.
“No man talks to a lady like that. For a moment, neither of you said anything. You held his gaze from across the bar. Those dark, tired eyes of his met yours, and for once, he looked like he didn’t have somewhere else to be. The silence between you stretched. Not awkward. Just different. Then you looked away first, reaching for his glass. “You’re getting another.” It wasn’t a question. Frank watched as you poured the whiskey, the amber liquid catching beneath the dim lights of the bar. You slid the glass back toward him. “This one’s on the house.” His eyes dropped to the drink, then back to you. A small pause. “You don’t have to do that.”A slight smile appeared on your face. “I know.”
The bell above the door rang. This time, you knew something was wrong before you even looked up.
Frank did too. The second he saw who was standing there, something in him changed. The relaxed posture. The quiet man sitting at the bar with a glass in his hand. Gone. The man from earlier stood near the entrance, but this time he wasn’t drunk. And he wasn’t there to talk. Your eyes dropped for a moment. The gun in his hand.
Your stomach sank. “Frank.” It was barely above a whisper. But he heard you. Of course he did. His eyes moved toward you for half a second.
“Get down.” The words were quiet. Not panicked.
Not loud. Then everything happened at once.
The sound cut through the room. The lights above the bar seemed to flicker in the chaos, glasses rattling against the counter as everyone moved at once. Your first instinct wasn’t even fear. It was him. Frank. He was already moving before you could think, putting himself between you and the danger like it was automatic. Like he didn’t even realize he’d done it.
A few moments later, the room was silent again.
The man was gone. And Frank was still standing there acting as if nothing happened. You stared at him. And then at his arm, blood leaking through his black t-shirt.
“My car’s right out front frank, we need to get you to the hospital right now.” His expression immediately changed. “No.”You blinked. “No?” “No hospitals.” The answer was too quick. You looked at him. And suddenly it made sense. The way he always watched the exits. The way he never stayed too long. It was clear to you that Frank avoided being seen. “Frank…”“I’m fine.”
You gave him a look. “I’m not letting you deal with that alone.” For the smallest second, something almost like amusement crossed his face. Almost.
Then it disappeared. “You got somewhere I can go?”Your eyes dropped to his arm again. Blood had soaked through the sleeve of his shirt now, running down toward his wrist in slow, steady lines before dripping onto the hardwood beneath him.
“You’ve lost a lot of blood.”“I’ve lost more.”
“You say that like it’s supposed to make me feel better.”“It doesn’t?” You shot him a look. “No.”
For the first time that night, the corner of his mouth twitched. Barely. Almost like he’d forgotten how.
“My apartment’s five minutes away,” you said quietly. “I can patch you up.”Frank held your gaze.
Long enough that you wondered if he’d walk out that door anyway. “You know how to stitch someone up?”A small smile found your lips.
“You think I’d keep a gun if I didn’t?”For the first time since you’d met him, Frank looked genuinely caught off guard. Just for a second. Then he gave a slow nod. “Lead the way.”
Frank castle never begs
That’s not who he is. If he needs or wants something he’ll do it or get it himself.
He never had to beg to do the things he does so why would he start now?
That is until you came along. He didn’t even notice it at first either.
It started with
“Sweetheart, please turn on your location fa’me when you go out, gotta know you’re safe.”
Then
“This shit goes south, promise me doll, you find Matt and stay with him till this all over. Please doll.”
The look in his eyes as he holds you in front of him are unsteady, darting all over your face looking for confirmation. Eyes glossed over as he already fears the worst before anything has happened yet.
And next
“Spread em fa’me pretty girl.” He cooed between your legs as he kneels on the ground before you.
Mouth hungry and hands wondering up your legs as he looks up at you like you’re the one thing that can save him. Like it’s gonna make the ache in his knees go away or make the bruises on his face stop throbbing. He knows it won’t but why not try anyways?
“Let me get a taste, yeah? Please.”
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Okay I’m going to sleep now
the other Bennet sister fills me with so much hope. for the girls who were never chosen. for the girls who have never fit in. for the girls who’s sisters naturally seem to flourish socially but couldn’t understand why it wasn’t the same for them. for the girls who are overlooked. for the girls who dream of a gentle and stable love. for the girls who tell everyone they’re okay with being alone. this one was for us, love is possible.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it doesn’t matter what Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s political views are qbecause at the end of the day they’re billionaires. And there is no such thing as an ethical billionaire.
people have this tendency to believe that fandom discourse exists because people in fandoms are Stupid Nerdy Losers, but in fact fandom discourse exists because anytime you get a group of more than 100 people together, they will start creating interpersonal bullshit. fandom is not special in this regard
There is sports discourse. There is yarn discourse. There is food discourse. There is academic discourse (dear sweet god is there academic discourse). If there are people out there collecting brass buttons specifically from 1921, they are going to have discourse about which buttons are trash and whether Person A cheated person B. To be human is to engage in pointless wankery sometimes.
SERVICE DOG PSA
So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmless. My service dog, however, is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizure, and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him to do more to care for me, but we didn’t learn I had epilepsy until a year after we got him)
I went after him after I had dusten off my jeans and my ego, and I found him trying to get the attention of a very annoyed woman. She was swatting him away and telling him to go away. So I feel like I need to make this heads up
If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help
Don’t get scared, don’t get annoyed, follow the dog! If it had been an emergency situation, I could have vomited and choked, I could have hit my head, I could have had so many things happen to me. We’re going to update his training so if the first person doesn’t cooperate, he moves on, but seriously guys. If what’s-his-face could understand that lassie wanted him to go to the well, you can figure out that a dog in a vest proclaiming it a service dog wants you to follow him

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[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]