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Full Color/Full Body commission for aspyamongmen!! Deadpool this time, who I love drawing and really should draw more of!

I hope you like it!!

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twoeyesandallteeth

So I know I haven’t been on in forever and a day and shit, I’ve been busy doing RPing stuff and school and work and eh. Haven’t had much interest in a personal blog I guess.

But I need all 200+ of you people still following me to pay attention for a hot second. You see this art? It’s awesome fucking art and it was done by a very good friend of mine. If you guys could reblog the everliving fuck out of this and and commission this person, please, do so.

Plus it’s Deadpool with burritos doing Jedi mind tricks. What’s not to love?

#I am just going to keep reblogging this until it gets a lot more attention

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Full Color/Full Body commission for aspyamongmen!! Deadpool this time, who I love drawing and really should draw more of!

I hope you like it!!

[ commission info ]

twoeyesandallteeth

So I know I haven’t been on in forever and a day and shit, I’ve been busy doing RPing stuff and school and work and eh. Haven’t had much interest in a personal blog I guess.

But I need all 200+ of you people still following me to pay attention for a hot second. You see this art? It’s awesome fucking art and it was done by a very good friend of mine. If you guys could reblog the everliving fuck out of this and and commission this person, please, do so.

Plus it’s Deadpool with burritos doing Jedi mind tricks. What’s not to love?

hungry-hobbits-art

Full Color/Full Body commission for aspyamongmen!! Deadpool this time, who I love drawing and really should draw more of!

I hope you like it!!

[ commission info ]

twoeyesandallteeth

So I know I haven't been on in forever and a day and shit, I've been busy doing RPing stuff and school and work and eh. Haven't had much interest in a personal blog I guess.

But I need all 200+ of you people still following me to pay attention for a hot second. You see this art? It's awesome fucking art and it was done by a very good friend of mine. If you guys could reblog the everliving fuck out of this and and commission this person, please, do so.

Plus it's Deadpool with burritos doing Jedi mind tricks. What's not to love?

Hm. I wonder what I should have for lunch.

Welp.

That works.

ask-the-multishipper-blog

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

nyfian-deactivated20150105

HOLY FUCKING COW.

carverly

OKAY IT’S TRUE

lookingforpack-deactivated20181

WHAT

imivi

???

kittyluvr69

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

daxin-freeborns-news-feed

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

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I feel like this is trying to tell me something, but I don't know what...

#thor #iron man #frogs

intothecoven

#I feel like this is relevant to my URL

Wee, blogging from my phone because the power's out. Except not, because I need to save data. Woohoo... Feh.

Something To Think About:

A man has been struck by lightning three times in his life, but survives each time. Is he extremely lucky or extremely unlucky?

Lil' shit doesn't even regret it.

#jumping on the bandwagon for the hell of it #pokeshaming #pokemon shaming #Gogoat #my art

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farmhandler

twoeyesandallteeth came over!!!! woooooOOOOOO

it was great and then my mom start ranting by saying you were gay and I was attracted to you and a bunch of other shit

she really started working herself up over “evil internet people who I don’t know”

Send me pics of all ur family ok pls

twoeyesandallteeth

?????????

Where did she get the idea I was gay??? >_> I mean, yeah, my gender’s kinda screwy, but how does someone just decide another person they’d met for five minutes decide that?

… Well, I had a whole lot of fun, watching movies and playing Banished and eating pizza. Even trying to eat those overly-cheesy calzones in the Italian restaurant with too many walls and pages in their menu was fun XP

farmhandler

She got over it this morning and went back to normal, but she has a very old generation view. Girls with really short hair that don’t do “pretty with makeup” and stuff are clearly gay.

She talks to my dad and they work themselves up. Ugh. w/e. It was funsies!! Did you buy Banished?

twoeyesandallteeth

Yes, I did! The save file transferred perfectly. Gracey's still depressed and I gave up on the walnut orchard. It's officially the "wood growing" orchard until I get better seeds.

farmhandler

twoeyesandallteeth came over!!!! woooooOOOOOO

it was great and then my mom start ranting by saying you were gay and I was attracted to you and a bunch of other shit

she really started working herself up over “evil internet people who I don’t know”

Send me pics of all ur family ok pls

twoeyesandallteeth

?????????

Where did she get the idea I was gay??? >_> I mean, yeah, my gender's kinda screwy, but how does someone just decide another person they'd met for five minutes decide that?

... Well, I had a whole lot of fun, watching movies and playing Banished and eating pizza. Even trying to eat those overly-cheesy calzones in the Italian restaurant with too many walls and pages in their menu was fun XP

#will send pics later #because taking their picture while they're sleeping would be creepy

So brollybee got me hooked on the survival/city-building game Banished, which if you've seen that one post going around, has a growing reputation for silly things to happen as well as actually having an interesting and fun environment.

So, I was showed what a healthy town looks like and then given free reign on my own town (which I have successfully transplanted to my own computer after buying the game myself). After several hours of play however, it was obvious that the little town of Joval had some oddities.

A woman has a baby all on her own without living with anyone (when the game seems to only allow for babymaking when there's a man and a woman in the house).

Two women are currently having kids out the wazoo in their own little house. (see above)

Two men, Gracey and Shemarcel, moved in together in an isolated cabin in the forest. Shemarcel was twice Gracey's age, yet no women ever moved in and both were happy for many years. When Shemarcel died at the age of 64, Gracey's happiness plummeted and has yet to go up again as he remains depressed. I am still convinced they were quiet lovers, keeping to themselves in the woods, away from those who would comment on their severe age difference and same sex relationship. Gracey has tried to move on, marrying and having children, as his beloved would want him to be happy, but in the end he's still dealing with the crippling loss of the man he loved years later.

#banished game #banished #brollybee

I love him and his ears.

#dog

Andrew Hussie, George R.R. Martin, and Yu Hua all walk into a bar- ...Actually, maybe I shouldn't tell this joke, it's kind of depressing. Everybody in it dies.

#george r.r. martin #andrew hussie #homestuck #game of thrones #got #yu hua #to live

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Because taking six pills a day for the next ten days and walking with a limp is hilarious.

#fuck you knee

Yes I have a puppy. He's hard to photograph though.

#brollybee

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