conejita graciosa

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

NO THIS IS PERFECT

also, we currently spend more taxes per person on health care under the current system than any of those other 32 nations. Like. We're already spending the money it would take to do it, but instead of it functioning well it's making private companies wealthy

being anticapitalist with a strong work ethic is so fucking embarrassing like my managers don't deserve this

shaking my head while working overtime to clarify I disapprove of the situation

everyone’s talked about this already but it’s hilarious that morgan spurlock was a hardcore alcoholic and his doctor was like “i’ve really only seen liver damage like this in alcoholics” and he was like, in the documentary, “it’s crazy that a week of mcdonald’s has done this..”

the pain of slitting my own throat

sorry yeah ive got a bad case of Thinking About My Friends. im afraid its incurable. symptoms include happiness and love and wishes that they will have the life they want to live.