"Brains can't launch shit, brah."

I can’t believe that this was written by the writer of Bojack horseman.

The writer of Bojack Horseman is the only one I believe who could write this

This is so simple and so fantabulous

Oh yes I also beat my wife to cope

Sir that's my emotional support domestic abuse victim.

if you install this and then install adblock you get to look at absolutely nothing

oh god this is too much of a mood

I don’t go to school but i’ll reblog for the money part

Can I exchange passing a test for doing well at work?

In order to make a relationship last, you really have to flow with a person as they change. Give them space. My friend always told me about his grandfather who was with his wife for 60 years before she passed. His grandfather said that through all that time, his wife changed so much it felt like he had been with 8 different people by the end. But he said the secret to making it last was that through all those changes, he never suffocated his wife with his own idea of who he expected her to be. Rather he loved, fully, every new woman she became.

Did somebody edit this? It is usually a teacup, right?

ITS A FUCKING CUPCAKE???

Oh my god this makes me angry is this a Mandela effect thing why did every-fucking-one, includi myself, think it was a tea cup and saucer

The Mandela Effect strikes again.

Frank stop. Go read a book or yell at a cloud it would be just as useful as this statement you left on Twitter.

Can also be filed under: why cancel culture is dumb, people need to make mistakes to grow