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I’ve been so waterboy pilled lately
HERMAN AND ROBERT HAD A BABY

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Wanted to get this out of my system.. they make me so sick, you have no idea💔
tw: suggestive under cut
this asshole crashed my game
bad pain day :(
(repost because i’m stupid and forgot half of the coloring)
made this edit to practice using premiere pro for one of my finals
Sneak Peak of chapter 9 of Soaked and Bothered
I hope this is the proper way to do this
Herman opened his eyes and looked towards ceiling, letting out a sigh. A scan of the room revealed Beef and Robert were nowhere to be seen. He rolled onto his side and realized he had something cushioning his head. It had a familiar smell. Robert's smell. Herman's pupils dilated and he felt his heart begin to race. He had been left alone in Robert's apartment. With his hoodie.
He let out a quiet whimper. He knew he shouldn't jerk off in his boss' apartment with his boss' clothing. That was gross. Weird. But this was a rare opportunity. He already accepted the fact that no one could ever love him, even if Robert said that wasn't true. He also knew that Robert would never like him in the same way he did. And his hoodie smelled just like him and—
This guy that he just barely met a few days ago was helping him and all he could think about was being a freak. He was an unfixable excuse of a human being. On top of that, his powers ruined everything, ruined him. And no one wanted someone who was damaged. As he laid there, more of his childhood floated up to the surface. The teachers that would isolate him so that his puddles would stay contained. His parents, freaking out at any mistake and punishing him for it. There was always something wrong with him. He could never do anything right. And now he was considering jerking off to his boss' clothes.

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is he stupid
Waterboy had never missed a single day of work until now. At first he called out because his grandmother was in the hospital. Then the next day because he wasn't feeling well, and must've caught something while at the hospital with her. It was on the third day of his absence with no reason given that everyone else started speculating, then in the fourth it became genuine worry. Waterboy didn't answer any phone calls and stopped reading his texts.
Robert knew he was lying about being sick. At first, only Robert could tell, But Robert trusts Visi to help him figure out where he’d been. So they (very easily) found out which hospital she was in when he entertained Invisigal’s curiosity in his hacking abilities, and… she was declared deceased on the same day Herman claimed to be the one sick.
Robert wanted to give the kid space, since he knew Herman probably needed time with his family. He and Visi are the only ones who knew that Herman was otherwise alone, with Most of the Z Team believed he finally gave up.
The Z Team agrees to show up at Waterboy's house (they break in, more like) to check in behind Robert’s back but the kid isn't there and neither are any parents or roommates, and they're worried he could've been abducted by a villain they'd been dealing with lately.
The interior is antique and musty. It’s humid, smells like cat piss and insecticide, with some new species of mold or mildew growing in whatever corners Herman must've neglected to keep dry. Aside from having over 30 cats, the thing that bothers them most is the fact that Waterboy’s room is the only place completely destroyed. Holes punched into the walls, his closet door ripped off the hinge… like someone needed to lose control long before his scale finally tipped.
So naturally, Visi is the one to tell Robert ‘hey, we kinda did the thing you told us— and specifically me— to never do again, but now it's serious. The kid isn't here.” but Robert encourages it now. This wasn't a work matter anymore, they haven't seen the kid in days, and it was actually sweet of them to be this worked up when even Robert was convinced they only tolerated him at best. He remembers when he was younger and had no idea how to navigate being alone in life, even if he was the one to deny help from those who loved him (Chase)… who better to find and console some sense into him than his team?
Robert heads out to join his team in locating and rescuing Waterboy a little late… but all he had to do after getting dressed was open his door to find him. Looking exhausted, oddly dry (not completely, but dryer than usual) and smelling a little like alcohol.
style study, dude looks like he eats raw peanut butter & chases it with a gallon of milk
style study, dude looks like he eats raw peanut butter & chases it with a gallon of milk
I drew a scene from my fic or something (Soaked and Bothered on ao3)
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Had an idea in my brain and realized I need reference for this pose so I ended up using this (ref will be below) shot from the Brutalist since it was like literally almost the exact pose and angle I was thinking of lol
Just some practice with Waterboy, not very refined, but I don't wanna spend any more time on it I did want him to be ugly crying, but I realized that realistic tears are already not very noticeable and especially in this REALLY bright light they're even more invisble -cries-
But I'm still pretty happy with it since I just wanna give painting (?) more of a try (as well as actual scenes and more complex colouring) Monochrome -> Overlay -> Painting over
Oh shitttt
In a fic I was reading recently, Flambae said, "It's not my fault Robert needs a confirmation email to know he's being flirted with." 😂😂 I feel like he knows, but plays dumb until someone is so direct he can't ignore it (with shitstarters like Flambae and Visi at least).