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You know what guy I love? @directingthetimelines This guy. Best guy. He'd be the best boy if he wasn't the director, you know.

#I recently found out best boy is a real thing in movies #and I haven't gotten over it #hope you're doing weol #well #ic

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HEY YALL ITS ❄ ❄ ❄ SNOWING ❄ ❄ ❄ @directingthetimelines I’m LOSING IT. It’s STICKING and EVERYTHING.

directingthetimelines

i saw this very late but YES

I HEARD ABOUT IT AND ITS SUPER EXCITING

if you built a snowman youre contractually obligated to send me a picture derrick i demand it

twistedmarionettes

I know it’s been three years, but luckily there for wasn’t enough for me to get my snowman on so there’s no breach of contract at least.

directingthetimelines

still somewhat disappointing i wanna see you build a snowman

one day were gonna go up north and have a proper snowy winter i swear it

twistedmarionettes

I’ll sew you a snowman. Sewman.

Oh for fucking sure. It’s just gotta happen, my dude.

directingthetimelines

perfect

and it wont even melt so i can keep it forever

itll definitely happen man its going on the bucket list

twistedmarionettes

The best Kind(tm)

Can't wait to get those heat packs everyone talks about.

#the look fun #they #petition to put sewman on the snowman

twistedmarionettes

HEY YALL ITS ❄ ❄ ❄ SNOWING ❄ ❄ ❄ @directingthetimelines I’m LOSING IT. It’s STICKING and EVERYTHING.

directingthetimelines

i saw this very late but YES

I HEARD ABOUT IT AND ITS SUPER EXCITING

if you built a snowman youre contractually obligated to send me a picture derrick i demand it

twistedmarionettes

I know it’s been three years, but luckily there for wasn’t enough for me to get my snowman on so there’s no breach of contract at least.

directingthetimelines

still somewhat disappointing i wanna see you build a snowman

one day were gonna go up north and have a proper snowy winter i swear it

twistedmarionettes

I'll sew you a snowman. Sewman.

Oh for fucking sure. It's just gotta happen, my dude.

#hearts hon #you're amazing and I'll be honest #it's gonna just look like I scraped that ice stuff off of a deepfreeze freezer #because I checked it the other day and that's what it looked like #it has little twigs though #so that's gotta be proof right #ic

twistedmarionettes

HEY YALL ITS ❄ ❄ ❄ SNOWING ❄ ❄ ❄ @directingthetimelines I’m LOSING IT. It’s STICKING and EVERYTHING.

directingthetimelines

i saw this very late but YES

I HEARD ABOUT IT AND ITS SUPER EXCITING

if you built a snowman youre contractually obligated to send me a picture derrick i demand it

twistedmarionettes

I know it's been three years, but luckily there for wasn't enough for me to get my snowman on so there's no breach of contract at least.

#I put a mini snowball in the freezer for you #ic

HEY YALL ITS ❄ ❄ ❄ SNOWING ❄ ❄ ❄ @directingthetimelines I'm LOSING IT. It's STICKING and EVERYTHING.

#TEXAS YALL #((muns losing IT #(( AND I LIVE IN FUCKING SOUT H TEXAS #((LIKE HOLY SHIT

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directingthetimelines

bro makes the worst decisions and i support him so much

twistedmarionettes

<3

#love you too #thank you for the support #directingthetimelines #i support u too dork

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Love this - it’s like magic.

#directingthetimelimes

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38. An Idiot

#relatable to my endeavors #directingthetimelines #us

directingthetimelines

Sending you lots of hugs man. -twistedmarrionettes

<333 how are you just generally the best @twistedmarionettes i love you dude

twistedmarionettes

Hearts, hon.

directingthetimelines

aaa

twistedmarionettes

B)

#Sounds like a handful #i got faith in yoi though #you always come out on top #and my tooth has been a lil better #taking medicine for it and have an appointment for the 15th to have it removed #the office i visited tried to give me the runaround and up the charges and fuck things up but i its all good now #ic #directingthetimelines

directingthetimelines

Sending you lots of hugs man. -twistedmarrionettes

<333 how are you just generally the best @twistedmarionettes i love you dude

twistedmarionettes

Hearts, hon.

#hope you're doing a okay #hows work n shit treating you.#ic #dorkectingthetimelines

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Someone end my suffering.

#my tooth is going to kill me #and i cant see with my shades on atm but everything is too bright #and this migraine is mixing with the tooth pain #and im gonna fite it #ic

twistedmarionettes

@directingthetimelines it’s been awhile.

directingthetimelines

are you saying i have a beard

twistedmarionettes

Maybe wishful thinking.

#teasing #i thought it was prrtty accurate #I'm currently dying of a traitorous tooth #ive been in and out of sleeping all day with mouth numbers and extra strength offbrand tylenol #my shades are not helping with the light sensitivity and things suck #i love i too buddy #u #hope things get less hectic in the future #went to pride the other day #it was nice #ic #directingthetimelines

@directingthetimelines it’s been awhile.

#is this not you and dirk though #thismight be a call out post #hope you're doin alright #ic #directingthetimelines

becausebirds

A perfect duet.

thehotgirlproject

You will never escape this video as long as I am alive.

moonblossom

these two should form a duo called Crowboe and go on tour.

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@xenontree

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It’s a bassoon, but I like your idea better.

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actually its a dulcian not a bassoon

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this video is self care

#directingthetimelines #ic #to make up for the chicken video #mb

my favorite thing abt this blog is sometimes i can reblog chickens and tag @directingthetimelines

#like #i just love the small reminders yknow #that weekend was wild #acockalypse #ily pal #ooc

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directingthetimelines

“d you have no taste in music”

at least im not playing man or muppet

twistedmarionettes

How could you call me out in my own home.

directingthetimelines

you make it really easy

twistedmarionettes

That's fair.