frequent flyer

Ya but you gotta specify… frost glacier freeze or cool blue you can’t just say “blue” bc there’s more than one blue….

blue and light blue nice try officer

I read all of that is a British accent

i read it in Harry Potters voice

no but we need to remember that this was from a photoshoot with Rupert and Emma and they both had dramatic pictures in libraries and on fancy couches and this was Dan’s

he knows what hes done

*gives relationship advice while still single*

*bob the builder voice* can we fix it? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS WE CAN BITCH YAAAAAAS

I know there’s no assigned seats in college but if I’ve been sitting in the same seat since for seven weeks don’t fuckin sit there

i cant believe people just talk about sports and theyre being serious

Such graceful creatures.

“Pepper, pay attention to me”

I guess she forgot to take him or a walk today

if anyone needs me i’ll just be over here laughing for the next ten years