surely you jest

imagined the day my beloved bicycle breaks for good and without even a second of delay started miming the act of pulling out all my insides in an extremely frantic and dramatic manner. all that to say I reckon I have a sensible level of emotional attachment to my inanimate possessions

I have written actual love songs about this bike. I have tucked her into bed during a hurricane. she's had thirty four years of adventure. I've only had her for two of those years. she's only had me for two of those years. but I like to think these two years have been the most wonderful and eventful and gentle years of her life. I don't know. I like bikes

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

You can lie when you name things

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

had a dream where i invented a new currency and i had to market it to every country for adoption with a short slogan. i went for "inspired by the penny" with indonesia and it instantly failed a public vote.

Puppies you so cutes awww Maybe too cutes because i like it so much i want to kill your enemies without hesitation

More like stuppies (stupid) because puppies are fucking lame and also dumb

I will defeat you.