Hero of Hyrule

and you thought

that when you became a teenager

when you became older,

you would party every night

until 4 am

its quite ironic

because little did you know

that at 4 am

you’d be hysterically crying

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

The thing I’ve heard most about Breath Of The Wild is that everyone wants to bang the shark guy.

The thing I’ve heard most about Mass Effect is that you can seduce all the aliens. (And that the ending for the third game was bad, I don’t know, I never played it.)

You see a picture of an alien,(or an elf or an orc or whatever) and there will be a comment somewhere of what said alien would be like in bed.

A human who will try to bang it

A human who will try to pet it