.:Aɴᴅ sᴛᴀʏ ᴅᴇᴀD:.

❛ moths aren’t even scary! people say ‘ mothman ’ and i don’t - i don’t shiver. ❜ 

❛ do you believe me now when i say that maybe we’re both demon proof? ❜

❛ so you’re threatening to take the treasure  .  .  .  if he doesn’t tell you where the treasure is? ❜

❛ sure, you’re welcome to fuck around with the boys, but please know this — once you do, the whole world’s gonna know ! ❜

❛ forget about the richard gere movie for a second — ❜

❛ what the fuck, is all i have to say to that. ❜

❛ it’s weird, he only moves if he wants to. ❜

❛ is that all you know how to say? four years of german and you could only say ‘ my name is — ’. ❜

❛ i have a pocket bible with me this time. ❜

❛ it is possible that i’m dead right now. ❜

❛ i remember i used to think cannonballs were hilarious, until i saw the patriot, and that thing goes rolling through the field — just knocks people’s legs off ! ❜

❛ he’s a fucking creature, he can do what he wants. ❜

❛ you tend to go, ‘ well here’s a thousand things it could likely be, put a big X over those, even thought they’re fairly logical. ❜

❛ i’ve only got a couple more minutes — shit or get off the pot. ❜

❛ you get some of the devil’s juice in someone, you know … things happen. ❜

❛ he’s like a george clooney batman ! ❜

❛ one time, i cut up an avocado and there was a lot of meat left on the pit, and i put the avocado pit in my mouth, and i started to just — eat the meat off of it, and in that moment i was like ‘ if i sneeze right now, this thing would lodge into my throat ’ —  and ever since then i’ve kinda been terrified of avocados. ❜

❛ i was born in the darkness. ❜

❛ maybe a dark entity would like to possess me — i’m a pretty good candidate. ❜

❛ sandhill cranes  —  look ‘em up, fascinating bird. i’m going to own one, someday, a taxidermied one, and it will be in my room. ❜

❛ like i said, this guy — this guy was kind of a dildo. ❜

❛ if he can jump between dimensions, why not fuck around a little bit? ❜

❛ this chair looks fucking stupid in the middle of the room. ❜

❛ if you’re trying to make us go to sleep and feel safe so you can start fucking with us when we’re asleep — pretty uncool ! ❜

❛ well, you think we’re going to have fun everywhere, you could go into a building that’s on fire and you’d be like ‘ this is a blast ’. ❜

❛ i gotta be honest, telescope people are weird. ❜

❛ well demon, you thought you had me in your clutches, but not today, demon, not today. ❜

❛ i don’t think aliens have money. ❜

❛ maybe he was just taking a walk, what’s it to you? ❜

❛ it’s been a lovely stay in this quiet, quiet uneventful house. ❜

❛ if you’re possessed, i’m not taking you home. ❜

❛ — i got a bubble — i got an air bubble in my throat right now. you hear that? you ever get that? this is scary, i don’t sound like myself. ❜

❛ you don’t have to bring up the mustache. ❜

❛ you have a very different definition of fun. ❜

❛ you can walk into the room, just don’t go inside me, y’know? ❜

❛ he’s gonna’ come back with some new technology — that thing that they put the dynamite in like in jurrassic park. ❜

❛ i gotta say it does look as imposing in person as it does online. ❜

❛ is it like a character creator in the sims? like they pick out a little pink frilly dress and they’re like ‘ hm. i don’t like that one, maybe some overalls  .  .  . ’ ❜

❛ i’m going to go ahead and cut you off right there, because i don’t give a shit. ❜

❛ well, once again i have gotten myself into quite the pickle, haven’t i? ❜ 

Gamzee from Homestuck did nothing wrong!

Requested by anonymous

Ah… There was the similar feeling of sorrow here. Not from a source Anda expected, though.

“Uh… hey Gam.” (”…Oh, with TZ gone, this is probably a rough day for him.”) “…You doing okay?”

that’s a dumb question.

AND YOU ALREADY KNOW THE MOTHERFUCKING ANSWER.

[The box is in your hands before you even realize you’re being handed something. Once your brain catches up with the action, you look down on it.]

send some letters to find out more about my muse   !

A   :   AFFECTION.   how does your muse show affection?

B   :   BOUQUET.   does your muse like flowers? which ones are their favourite?

C   :   CHOCOLATE.   does your muse like chocolate? which one is their favourite?

D   :   DATE.   what is your muse’s ideal date? where / who with / etc?

E   :   EMBRACE.   does your muse like hugs? what are their hugs like?

F   :   FLIRT.   is your muse good at flirting? how do they flirt?

G   :   GIFT.   is your muse good at gift - giving or do they struggle to get it right?

H   :   HEART.   is your muse quick or slow to give their heart away?

I    :   I LOVE YOU.   does your muse find ‘i love you’ easy or hard to say?

J   :   JEALOUSY.   does your muse get jealous in a relationship?

K   :   KISS.   is your muse a good kisser? why / why not? 

L   :   LOVE.   who does your muse love?

M   :   MOONLIGHT.   what is your muse’s ideal date? where / who with / etc?

N   :   NAUGHTY.   what is your muse like in bed?

O   :   ODE.   does your muse have a way with words?

P   :   PARTNER.   what does your muse look for in a partner? looks / personality?

Q   :   QUESTION.   would your muse ask the big question or expect their partner to?

R   :   ROMANCE.   is your muse a romantic or a cynic?

S   :   SWEETHEART.   did your muse have a childhood sweetheart?

T   :   TRUE LOVE.   does your muse believe in true love?

U   :   UNREQUITED.   has your muse had their heart broken?

V   :   VALENTINE.   how does your muse feel about valentine’s day?

W  :   WEDDING.   would your muse get married? why / why not?

X   :   XOXO.   does your muse use / like pet names?

Y   :   YOURS.   does your muse get protective easily?