Lying In April

I really like the mundanity of day-to-day Pokemon life, because while you can be a world-famous Pokemon trainer you can also be Steve From Accounting who works a normal desk job and just so happens to own a giant lizard with axes for teeth

more people need to start making OCs because I just saw a post of a woman who named her real life human baby O'lyrix and I think that child's life could've been saved if mommy had just gotten all her quirky naming conventions out on a fantasy character instead of inflicting it on someone who's gonna have to submit a job application someday

Absolutely, and definitely less surprising than a fairy

I will concede, in this specific circumstance, it makes more sense

the mandela effect is so funny bc almost all of it can be boiled down to "you were a kid and memory is highly unreliable," "you assumed how a word was spelled based on how it sounded," or "you're confusing two different things"

the mandela effect can be summarized as "you'd rather create an alternate universe where you're right than admit that you are wrong"

just ate an apple so disgusting i accidentally dropped an f bomb in front of kids. apple so bad it overwrote my profanity filters

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling