#tweeksposts

creek is not slop because they do really love each other and that’s the thing u need to remember. it only looks like slop cause it’s south park and is stupid and dumb but it will never be slop. not to me. not in my eyes.

u need to log onto ur south park tumblr every day! every day you need to be on ur south park tumblr to drag corpses around.

i do love that tweek isn’t really reciprocal with the pet names. but i also like to think that occasionally in private he will call craig something just. Ridiculously Saccharine and so Like. Plainly Absurd? that craig cant tell anyone about it after cause no one believes that tweek would ever say those words. he’d be trying to gloat abt it after with clyde and clyde wld snort and be like “dude tweek did not call you butterscotch honeybee baby bro.”

things about stan that are fundamentally true: he is a romantic boy. he is skeptical. these two traits often intersect to create his unique brand of cynical wonder he is introspective but not in the way kyle is! kyle’s introspection usually comes from a moral direction and often devolves into guilt but STAN stan’s introspection tends to be almost? philosophical? it’s less tangible so it’s weirdly sincere which i get. obviously it’s humorous for stan to be sat there having deep #wokesoul moments but it’s really consistent so i think stan just. loves to look into wells and ponder life because he’s a Sensitive Boy.