Faustine Lovelace

I need this. I *need* it.

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

Come get this dick-fil-a

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

I don’t know how to casually play video games. It’s either I’m not interested or I play for 16 hrs straight and forget to eat.

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

reblog if ur in bed

Come get this dick-fil-a

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

This is the quality content I live for

Fear is not consent

I WILL REBLOG THIS FOREVER. F O R E V E R

*cough cough* Grandpa Simpson *cough*

Totally Michigan right now lol

This is great! 😆