karkat's sad, emotionally constipated dingle

The whole NSFW thing is only a step from them banning gay content and shit, like YouTube that constantly flags innocuous gay content as “Adult.”

tag yourself I’m level 3.5 

i’m a grower not a show-er what do this mean u might ask? means my peepee dumb small when it’s soft but when i get hard my shit bigger than your feet anyway the upside to this? no one ever expects how big i get when i’m hard it’s like “dam i ain’t even notice u got a big ass dick boy” the downside? if i get pantsed in public i immediately have to start jacking off before i pull my pants back up in order to get hard if not everyone will think i’m packing chicken nugget when in reality im not vegan but i brought the cucumber with me

why is this formatted like a poem

Because it is one

my ‘third eye’ is just my pussy and.. shes open

Me: Man I wish you could massage my prostate :/ Monkey paw deep within my ass: (curls finger)

i took actual IRL damage from reading this post

We all know who that purple bulge belongs to