Tiny Tina

Please never explain this to me

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

You know, Say Yes to the Dress may be one of my guiltiest guilty pleasures but I have literally never seen a more body-positive, sex-positive, race-positive, all-inclusive show in my fucking life. 

also I love it when the consultants passively aggressively rip the family members a new one when they try to tell the bride what to wear

That feeling when your ponytail holder isn’t stretched enough to go around three times, but twice just isn’t tight enough

Ponytail holder

my dad just walked in, asked me “what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?” and left

next-level dad joke.

i love bread and i dont care what happens to me because of it

i dont understand this

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

Reblog if you're not American.

I get a lot of people assuming I’m from America when they meet me on Tumblr. I wanna see how many people here aren’t American.