Idiot Creacher Thoughts

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

looking at jobs is like vintage toothpick sorter entry level immediate start ..... wow maybe I could be a vintage toothpick sorter.... *starts to envision a future where I am deeply involved in vintage toothpick sorting* *scrolls down* "5 years vintage toothpick sorting required Minimum!" *my dreams of vintage toothpick sorting dissolve into dust"

Erika Furudo should be tossed into as many of the mystery situations that exist in the genre as possible, via fanfics, and be made to deal with that. There's so much potential for amusement there, from "And Erika Furudo is now here, just cause. Now she's got to deal with whatever was going on".

i wish swimming was something you could do alone in your bedroom.