feeling jolly all year 'round

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

scientist discovers a little animal awww

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

i’ve just seen the craziest image

too many people think fascism is just evil for evil's sake when its actually comfort and justification for your biases, so when they get seduced by it they deny being fascist because they dont see themselves as evil.

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism