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REMINDER: luigi mangione has been accused of killing the CEO, not convicted, and the evidence presented is extremely questionable. luigi mangione is NOT the claims adjuster until proven guilty beyond reasonable doubt in a court of law, and the widespread presumption of his guilt makes it much more likely he will be falsely convicted.

say what you will about the jeans nap but the jeans pass-out-and-sleep-12-hours is sacrosanct

passing out in jeans laying on top of my blankets got me sleeping like a vampire and waking up ready to fight every single van helsing

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As a person who was once employed renting out porn DVDs, these could all be titles

we were not born to text we were put on this earth to smoke blunts and jerk eachother off in massive fields of soft grass on a breezy sunny day

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

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