Nice

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

i hate people. i wish i was a bird so i cud shit on yall

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

My pupils don't dilate because I'm better than you.

Need her bouncing on it in her prettiest lingerie

I need a man starving to death locked up in my cage that I built myself. It is big enough for a fully grown man to stand upright in as long as under 6'3 and shoulders within normal range. There is no key and can only be yanked open from the outside. I choose you and I've grabbed your IP address to find you for the cage ok?

"I want him" not sexually not romantically but a secret third way (squeaky toy)

"What a mighty God we serve!!" - me breaking the storewide silence @ TJ Maxx