Long-Winded Wind-8ag

I!!!!!!!! I have never had to use my own gas to get myself unwedged from a doorframe or anything of the sort! Sometimes my hips MIGHT 8ump up against the edges of a doorway or passage 8ut I never get stuck. Should anything like that ever happen I just have to try a tiny 8it harder I can free myself easily!

"Hmmmmmmmm I'll have to think your offer over anon, I'm not sure if this is something that's 100% worth testing out you know! Seems a little... one sided here."

"Hmmmmmmmm I hadn't thought a8out that, 8ut may8e? I don't know if I'll give that a try though, feels like it'd just make me a 8igger target for 8ullying."

"Oh uhm... it doesn't really get that much 8igger if I try and hold them in! That's mostly my 8elly that 8loats up from doing that..."

"Oh uhm, ok! I don't mind that really, I don't think it's really 8ig enough to sink into though..."

"Oh uhm, sure I suppose I can accept hugs every so often from people!"

"Well I mean... I suppose you could say that, I would try to figure out a more tactful way to phrase 8ut that wouldn't 8e inaccur8 I suppose."