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rocky's crew dying from radiation exposure, something humans go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of and ryland's crew dying in their "sleep" with nobody watching, something eridians go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of. cool book that is easy to read through your tears.
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"Grace Ryland is Rocky's dog" is such a funny fucking dynamic when you think about it
Eridians are further behind than humans technologically right? They dont have computers, relativity, quantum mechanics, etc. In fact, Eridians probably dont even know about the Big Bang because their atmosphere would filter out most of the cosmic microwave background radiation we use to detect it. On a human timeline, theyre anywhere between like early-mid 20th century. Rocky's basically a cosmonaut.
So the human civilization is pretty advanced from Rocky's perspective. Rationally he understands this. On a conceptual level he knows this to be true.
But at the same time... imagine youre one of the first ever cosmonauts to make it into space. Then you meet a 10 year old alien dog who cant do 2+2 without pulling out its calculator. It forgets everything constantly and has to keep notes everywhere, like it basically lives in Memento (2000). Also if it doesnt nap constantly it gets even stupider. And you somehow has to reconcile this with the fact that this dog has a better understanding of physics than your entire civilization does. Like the dog knows how the universe started.
This isnt better from Grace's perspective btw. Eridians never developed computers, so all their ship systems are steered using basically the manual labor of 24 Eridians. Also theres no radiation shielding on their ship. Actually im pretty sure half the reason why Rocky is always busy fixing shit is because the radiation keeps frying all the onboard electronics, so hes always building and fixing and replacing components
Like imagine being a modern day sailor navigating the Pacific with GPS and strong hulls to protect against the raging ocean. And from portside you see like an honest to god viking ship. Except its made of some high tech carbon fiber material. But like, its still very definitely a viking ship. You can clearly see there's 24 oars along the hull where sailors are supposed to use to manually row their ship. Also the ship is leaking and theres like one little dude on board whos skittering around patching the holes constantly. Also this little dude is blind and doesnt know about water. Thats how insane Eridians look being an interstellar species without computers or radiation shielding.
Both of them thinks the other one is the completely ridiculous and absurd one and theyre both totally amazed at how far the other has come in spite of it
Hello hello back at it again - Project Hail Mary film you are already famous to me
Reposting one of my favorite fan arts of the beacon scene by Kent Davis!
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Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy being like, "I am 100% committed to respecting your 'no', but I heard you wouldn't promise my aunt not to marry me so I had to come and check just one (1) more time."
Home is where the heart is
this is what I think whenever I watch a show in which a woman has a one-night stand with a stranger:
how do you know he's not an axe-murderer
how do you know he's not got an STD
how do you know he's not got any other diseases you might catch
how do you know he's not an axe-murderer
if it's a period piece:
5. how do you know he's gonna take responsibility if you fall pregnant, instead of axe-murdering you like in the ballads
it's almost like one-night-stands are extremely dangerous and irresponsible and shouldn't be attempted.
Tumblr reminding me why I'm hardly ever on here anymore, and never for very long--
Love Never Dies is an objectively horrific sequel to The Phantom of the Opera, and yet the vibes and the music are somehow incredible and Ramin went so gosh dang hard, like it's genuinely some of his best performances on any studio album recording and infinitely enjoyable listening.
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I totally understand that Mollymauk's cloak would be a nightmare to animate, and I get that they picked the obvious route of simplifying it, but I still want to tell you guys what according to me would've been the funniest solution, which is to actually draw the cloak as detailed and complex as possible, but only show the back of it in ONE shot. For the rest of the series, whenever Molly turns or we're shown his back, the back of the coat would get hidden in increasingly absurd and obvious ways (like, at first by one of the nein or a simple object like a chair, and gradually by things like an extremely well timed flying bird, or a random sign that just says something like "detailed coat"), like they do with pregnant women on sitcoms
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The Odyssey but Penelope has been slowly killing off suitors one by one via poisoning and staged accidents >>>
“And then, upon announcing to me that he could no longer stand to live with his love unrequited, hurled himself into the sea… that was the last thing he said to me, the last person to see him before his death... I was helplessly unable to stop this tragedy…”
“You pushed him off a cliff, my lady?”
“Yes I pushed him off a cliff”
Odysseus: so how many suitors are we dealing with?
Telemachus: well there were 108 at the start but they’ve been reduced to 74
Odysseus: oh some of them left? We are still outnumbered
Eurymeus: actually it’s now only 43. Penelope took out a lot more while you were gone Telemachus
Odysseus: Penelope has been killing them?
Eurymaus: well there has been a lot of… suspicious accidents
Telemachus: My favourite was the guy who fell down three flights of stairs and got impaled on two swords in the process
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Look, she's of naiad descent. It's not her fault some people can't swim.
Odysseus, tears in his eyes: That's my girl!
STOP THINKING THERE IS A DEADLINE. THERE IS NO DEADLINE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND TAKE YOUR TIME.
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“Bruce doesn’t know how to cook” “Bruce doesn’t make his own bed” have you considered the possibility that Bruce knows how to do all of those things but lets Alfred do them anyway because if he doesn’t, the whole Manor falls apart?
Bruce lets Alfred make the bed because after the close call with Killer Croc last night it’s either crisp folded sheets pressed to perfection OR Alfred goes deep into the Gotham sewers with a rifle, a belt of flash-bangs, and 30 years of unresolved overprotectiveness.
let the man cook. literally, please let him cook something.
Selina: why do you still let alfred do the hard work
Bruce: because unlike batman, alfred has no problem with using a gun.
Selina: and?
Bruce: if I dont let the man do his job, there's the risk of him just going absolutely postal on Arkham Asylum.
give yourself a sense of place and time. rotate your wardrobe when the weather changes. update your playlists every month. write down three things you did today. do it everyday. message your friends good morning. buy yourself different flavours of tea based on your mood, the packaging, the weather, your heart. save the little paper labels; stick them in your notebook until the inside cover is full of little colored tags. have it hot in the winter. have it cold in the summer. learn to make apple cider, raspberry cordial. spend the summer knitting a scarf for the colder months. spend the winter sewing loose flowy blouses for the summer. open the windows, five minutes a day if it's cold, all day if it's warm. give yourself a sense of place and time and weather.
