served with a fruity umbrella

i have been thinking about this edit before i even knew it existed. puzzle pieces fit together naturally

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

the king just sentenced me to be whipped and nae-nae'd in the town square

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

Also good for hypnotic suggestions.

GET IT WHITE BOY

it’s white boy wednesday

Also, consider. A magical version of the bends. Whenever someone from a non- or low-magical land has to go into a very magic rich forest or land or dimension, having to take breaks to let their bodies adjust to the new magic exposure or else their blood will boil in their veins or they'll Transform

dying in battle sucks anyway tbh. just win lol