A Splendid Mess

if you ever wanted to play a game as an armless karate master riding a bike getting hit in the face by a row of rakes, Lisa is probably the only choice out there for you

I’ve been stinking of you Being lonely I don’t know that I know what to do Being sorry Being scarry I know I want you You know when you’re I can’t wake up and I hate it too You can’t take it I can’t make it Get me out of you I’m mistaken Being lonely I know that you’re you Being sorry Being scarry Its my point of view

Five years ago, corporate said we had to start a recycling program for Earth Day, so Dwight took the lead on that, and introduced us to a very close friend of his, named Recyclops. The next year, he really stepped things up. A year after that, Recyclops really began to take shape. Then tragedy struck Recyclops when his fictional planet was attacked by some other fictitious thing, I can’t remember. I think this was also the year that he renounced the Earth Day and vowed to destroy the planet he once loved.

ALL BETS ARE OFF, GUYS.

Goodbye forever, The printer formerly known as Prince

Batman Anthology (1989-1997)

Hi doggy

-tired & unkempt, smells weird -emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream” -no work ethic -lies around looking dead when overwhelmed -will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices -sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

"Love inside jokes. Love to be a part of one someday."

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