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We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

Some boys like boys, and some girls like girls.  Some like both.  Some boys like girls, some girls like boys.  And some boys dont like boys or girls. And some girls dont like boys or girls.  K? K.

I swear, guys have two heads and one brain. -.-

Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.

I don't mind being alone, I just hate feeling alone.

what the FUCK is that ugly giant yellow circle in the sky

When straight guys ask lesbian/bisexual girls how "girl on girl" sex works, I feel really bad for their girlfriends. I mean, if you don't understand how to have sex with a girl, other than repeatedly putting your dick in her, then you are probably having some really bad sex.

I just watched about 20 cars hit their brakes so that a kitten can run across the road. Faith in humanity restored.

It seems like the nicer i try to be, the worse i get fucked over.

"You're crazy and i'm out of my mind."

Why do white girls only travel in odd numbers? . . . . . . . . . . . . Because they can't even

Some people sit around and wait for their "dream girl" or their "dream guy" but they never stop and realize that maybe the person they're chasing has been there all along.

The thing I think I love, will surely bring me pain.