dank_left_nut

@tumblenuts3000

They say I'm the next Kareem Abdul Jabar of beer pong, I've got a long shlong and I'm not afraid to use it. Jesus was my grandfathers roommate. I can speak with fish but they never reply. I once won a million dollars and I burnt it all because I ran out of tinder. I make burgers. I made you. I am MOND Creator of Worlds.

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why is everyone dying to go to the cemetery????

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America:

Just so you know, you can always watch the Earth live from the ISS. Its really relaxing to me (the music they play is soothing too)

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boredpanda

whateverstop

I’m sobbing omfg

occultlylittlespace

Kitties are solar-powered. It’s true.

notsomolly

i haz a warm

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gustophersola

Why do we gotta even change presidents??? Ya know……Obama’s pretty cool,,he can just stay it’s cool please don’t leave us we’re all going to die

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zoentropy

Can we just get rid of Texas please

asassybitchjust-deactivated2018

im bacon

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morningwoodz

Somewhere on a side street in Rome

giltter

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

bijanmovassaghi

Questionable username, but damn, this is highly accurate

God Forgives. My Liver Does Not. (at Ultra Music Festival)

davidmichaelbennett-deactivated

This doesn’t count as posting about politics right?

Source: Something Awful - http://www.somethingawful.com/news/donald-trump-contradictions/

heimaey

anchorbabyvevo-deactivated20160

This can’t be real, yet it still somehow can in 2016

latinasuccubus

Beautiful

yunmengdemonbros

ARE U TELLING ME THIS ACTUALLY HAPPEND

sunfortune

this is a great summary of the american school system, take spanish for four years and you’ll be able to ask someone “where is the library?”

anxiousyetepic

Nope, his Spanish wasn’t even that coherent. Mostly just stuttering.

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burntlashes

getting drunk is just a way of stealing happiness from tomorrow

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kid

Felt like a boss pulling this out the backpack

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