The World Is My Oyster.

I went into Lush a few weeks ago and was like “I want bathbombs that’ll make me go whoa when they dissolve” so the girl immediately gave me this white one and I was like looks underwhelming jessica but sure but you know what fair play to her because my bath knows looks like toxic waste and I did indeed go whoa

23 year old hozier was like “might fuck around and invent love” and wrote work song

I’m here, I’m queer, and my joint pain is moderate to severe

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

the struggle between “i’m too lazy to shave my legs plus it’s a nice fuck you to gender expectations” and “i want legs as smooth as baby dolphins” is so real

Fun fact, when born, baby dolphins have fur

I love this show

This cracks me up. He is so embarrassed still about the music thing. The homophobia is THEIR problem.