Rad Dad

met someone w double virgo sun-moon and gemini rising n now i need a mega hot shower to scrub off the nasty 🤢

No clue what that means, but you usually need a shower.

i wanna eat my own ass

you tryna come through then becauuuusseeeee

What are we talking about here? Did my vacuum cleaner story pique your interest? I don’t understand slang, I’m like an uncool dad who’s, like, simultaneously really really stinking cool.

i wanna eat my own ass

you tryna come through then becauuuusseeeee

What are we talking about here? Did my vacuum cleaner story pique your interest? I don’t understand slang, I’m like an uncool dad who’s, like, simultaneously really really stinking cool.

i wanna eat my own ass

I think we’ve all been there, bud.

how old are you again

Seventeen!

i wanna eat my own ass

I think we’ve all been there, bud.

i wanna eat my own ass

I think we’ve all been there, bud.

Back to College? Get a handgun!

only the best…..brita and a glock for back to school

The two main ingredients for a quality schooling experience.

Back to College? Get a handgun!

I hate that Tumblr mobile got rid of any form of autocorrect. I mean what do they expect from me? That’d I’d know how to spell basic words from memory?

autocorrect is for pussiez (aka me)

We’re the no good bad spellin’ pussy crew and weer hear too spel sum simpel werds wong.

you wish

I was talking about the fruit! I can’t believe you, insinuating that I, a good Christian boy, would ever make references to premarital sex, the audacity!!! God, Paola, get your head out of the gutter.

To anyone that saw me eat pavement on my skateboard: that was intentional.

It is, but I believe in you man, I know you can do this. You seem like the type of guy who’d be good at holding things down.

To anyone that saw me eat pavement on my skateboard: that was intentional.

To anyone that saw me eat pavement on my skateboard: that was intentional.

look like you could use some lessons there dude

… Okay, I concede, I could probably benefit from a few lessons. You board, Mister Flowerboy?

Sick, you’ll be like my mentor, like some Karate Kid kinda shit. I vibe with that.

🤘🏻 hell yeah bro you’ll be kicking it with the best in no time

To anyone that saw me eat pavement on my skateboard: that was intentional.

look like you could use some lessons there dude

… Okay, I concede, I could probably benefit from a few lessons. You board, Mister Flowerboy?

Sick, you’ll be like my mentor, like some Karate Kid kinda shit. I vibe with that.

i’ll give you a pair to keep if you give me one of those t shirts with the big sleeves u have

Mmmm. Deal.