Legolas is a green leaf

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

LOTR abridged

The Fourth Kinslaying is actually so funny, and by funny, I mean horrifying, because imagine you're some Vanya chucklefuck who decided he was going to enlist in the Valar's legions because, idk, it'll look good on your CV later, and like. against all odds you win. you win an unwinnable war, you defeat the mightiest of the Valar. maybe you even see Morgoth's feet get hewn from under him with your own eyes. and that afterparty? oh, it must've been wild. it must've gone on for weeks, and maybe your friend's a little hungover, and they ask you to cover their shift, and you're a good sport and maybe you're still a bit tipsy you won't lie, so you agree. guard duty's pretty easy anyway, you just have to stand there. you can even lean on your spear, squeeze in a little nap, 'cause surely nobody would ever be dumb enough to attack Eonwe's war camp, right? except look out mama! a crazy Maedhros Feanorian behind you!

every lotr extended edition watchthrough needs one person pointing out which scenes are extended edition only, one person saying Well Actually In The Books…, and one person attempting to play along to the soundtrack on an accordion obtained three hours ago from facebook marketplace