Remember when Scarecrow had a gun?

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

And? Do you?

we’re not talking about me right now

I Am So Excited To Watch The Scary Movie 5 In Theaters But They Better Not Make A Joke About "Woke", Lest I Become Very Very Upset.

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

DARK WEEZER: woah oh I feel just like ENEMY holly 😈

Turns out twinks get really mad if you pour rubber cement in their cum gutters

Turns out twinks get really mad if you pour rubber cement in their cum gutters

i'm actually very normal if you ignore everything i have ever said and done

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

my girl's damn daniel pussy has me doing flips on ellen

im ripping fat blinkers on your girlfriend's vape that you left in your bed and it tastes like videogame coins

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense