The Sworn Enemy of Lying, Pomposity, Smugness, and Group-Think

Says the one who closed down a beach all for yourself waaaaaaaaa!!!! 😥😥

WTF! I need the beach to myself so I can swim without a shirt on u meanie bo beanie 

Christie… for all of humanity, please… please keep your shirt on. Thank you.

you guys are such CYBERBULLIES! i will close all the beaches down and take my shirt off when i want to!

WOW. I look gay.

so much for the tolerant right

SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT EVERYTHING

“hi I’m Tucker Carlson and I’m always right. that’s why I’ve been kicked off two news networks.”

“Hi I’m Tucker Carlson and whenever I talk to someone I ask them a question, stare blankly at them and than laugh at there weird answer”

“So much for the tolerant women journalists.”

“ so much for the tolerant left wing scientist”

“so much for the tolerant left not giving me a station”

“ wow the tolerant left guess what? I actually left”

thank God, we don’t want you Tucker

LMAO we never wanted you Tucker

“wow, so much for the tolerant left. again.”

“ Gosh the tolerant left at it again blaming me for why I left two channels”

“Left” don’t you mean “kicked off”, Tucker

“ yuck so much for the tolerant left saying I was kicked off”

I literally have done NOTHING to you guys. Wow, so much for the tolerate left.

Hannity girls have more fun.

Tucker the cucker

LMAO he wouldn’t look good in pastel shorts tho

Tucker yells YEET before he throws something in the trash

Tucker? You mean cucker and you bet he does he follows all the trends.

Relevant today.

Just gonna go ahead and @tuckercarlsonsuggestion

“Just searching up hardcore Japanese cartoon porn with the kids!” – Tucker Carlson on Eichenwald