goodbye moon

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

you really have to take nothing personal because mfs be projecting. it has nothing to do with you. show grace & pray for them. they need it.

hmm I think I will simply devote this year to loving myself more

i would turn into fucking Enemy Bear

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

bdsm enjoyers r onto something. i think we should incorporate aftercare into just hanging out. i need a buddy to hold me and say “that was really fun and you seemed normal”

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

for old times sake is actually such a heartbreaking and beautiful sentiment. let’s do it for the love that used to be here!! it is reason enough!!

when they stopped putting cd drives in laptops we ALL lost

brucie baby lore